Post by imahic on Jun 11, 2010 10:31:43 GMT -6
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this
week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you ,
I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went
to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run
it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND
FOR THE SAME REASON.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this
week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you ,
I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went
to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run
it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND
FOR THE SAME REASON.
