Post by sdb777 on May 15, 2010 4:33:57 GMT -6
This is a true story, and I don't have to change the name...'coz I never met the guy.
Place: Some random truckstop
Time: Late evening
As a truck driver, you need to learn to do a few things before going to sleep for the required time....it's a long walk to the restroom sometimes.
One evening while doing my business. I heard a lot of commotion in the store and then the door banged open to the restroom. The fella was not quite yelling, but he was in a little distress....."Coming through! Look out!"
The stall just down from me slammed open and shut, and a little swearing at a beltbuckle occured. Finally the loudest farting, crap splattering noise happened, and the words "Thank God!" were heard throught the restroom.....I could tell the fella was quite pleased with not crappin' in his pants.
Things once again were quiet.....not for long.
Apparently, during the speed at which the fella needed to find an open stall....his brain didn't think to look and make sure the 'paper' was in supply......
"Anyone want to get me a roll of paper?" This was heard, and the restroom emptied quietly....giggling only happened once the door closed.....
Scott (there's a morale in there) B
Place: Some random truckstop
Time: Late evening
As a truck driver, you need to learn to do a few things before going to sleep for the required time....it's a long walk to the restroom sometimes.
One evening while doing my business. I heard a lot of commotion in the store and then the door banged open to the restroom. The fella was not quite yelling, but he was in a little distress....."Coming through! Look out!"
The stall just down from me slammed open and shut, and a little swearing at a beltbuckle occured. Finally the loudest farting, crap splattering noise happened, and the words "Thank God!" were heard throught the restroom.....I could tell the fella was quite pleased with not crappin' in his pants.
Things once again were quiet.....not for long.
Apparently, during the speed at which the fella needed to find an open stall....his brain didn't think to look and make sure the 'paper' was in supply......
"Anyone want to get me a roll of paper?" This was heard, and the restroom emptied quietly....giggling only happened once the door closed.....
Scott (there's a morale in there) B