Chinese Sick Time

[dicklaxt]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something,
Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like
you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That
Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try
that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great.. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'

[gomer]

Classic. He follows orders well.

[deepsplinter]

I've heard quite a few versions of that joke.

And chuckle at every one of 'em.

[sdb777]

Now how many of you read that and used a Chinese accent while reading it?



Scott (I did) B

[gomer]

May 15, 2010 4:23:26 GMT -6 sdb777 said:

Now how many of you read that and used a Chinese accent while reading it?



Scott (I did) B

Guilty as charged.