Post by dicklaxt on May 2, 2010 4:34:35 GMT -6
Paddy was working at the fish plant in St. John's , NFLD when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in the Health Science's Hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' dem fingers and I'll see what i can do'.
Paddy said, 'I haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2010! We's got microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said, 'How da f--- was I 'spose to pick dem up !!!'