Ten thoughts to ponder

[imahic]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal....

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

[Ruffnek]

Those are great, Mike!

[Joe Lyddon]

That was good!

Funny!

A good way to start the day!

[rrich]

"Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks. "

Not true! Ten years ago I taught LOML to use the internet and she hasn't stopped with the "How do I" questions.

[boodrow]

Mike that is some good stuff.
Boodrow

[Beamer]

Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!