Post by mcbryde on Mar 25, 2010 3:23:35 GMT -6
A frog, named Kermit Jagger, walks into a bank one day to get a loan. He goes to the loan officer named Patty Whack. He asks to get a loan. The loan officer tells him that he will have to have something for collateral. He pulls out a little jade elephant. She looks puzzeled, not really knowing what it is, and tells Kermit that she doesn't know if the bank will give him a loan for it. He tells Patty to go ask her boss. Patty leaves and goes to her bosses office. She tells her boss that there is a frog wanting a loan, and he gave her a tiny elephant for collateral. She asks her boss what this is all about. Her boss says" It's a nick nack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone!"
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