Post by imahic on Mar 23, 2010 20:54:12 GMT -6
A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because,he announces his wife has
just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks...like I said - my
boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big
he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?
"The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds
the day he was born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised".
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because,he announces his wife has
just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks...like I said - my
boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big
he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?
"The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds
the day he was born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised".
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D