Out of gas in France

[larryh86gt]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his
van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

'I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'



How did I have De Gaulle to post this?

Because I figured I had nothing Toulouse...

[deepsplinter]

We need a "holding his nose" smilie.

[larryh86gt]

Mar 13, 2010 8:03:17 GMT -6 deepsplinter said:

We need a "holding his nose" smilie.

And a smile holding their hands over their eyes for the "Why raincoats are YELLOW!!!!!!" post. ;D