Post by Joe Lyddon on Mar 9, 2010 22:50:36 GMT -6
Finally got around to going fishing this morning,
but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth,
and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in
my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same damn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
;D ;D ;D 
but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth,
and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in
my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake
without getting bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
my fishing with the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same damn snake with two frogs in his mouth.
;D ;D ;D 