Post by triplefreak on Mar 5, 2010 13:43:26 GMT -6
This little boy named Johnie lived way out in the country. He had to walk to & from school every day. There were train tracks he had to cross.
His Mom always told him to look both ways before crossing the tracks, which he did.
So, one day on his way to school, there was a horse standing on the tracks. Well, a train came down the tracks & hit the horse in the azz & killed him.
So, little Johnie was late for school. The teacher asks him why he's late.
Johnie tells the teacher a horse was standing on the tracks & a train hit him in the azz & killed him.
Teacher says "Don't say azz, say rectum."
Johnie say "Rectum hell, killed him."
His Mom always told him to look both ways before crossing the tracks, which he did.
So, one day on his way to school, there was a horse standing on the tracks. Well, a train came down the tracks & hit the horse in the azz & killed him.
So, little Johnie was late for school. The teacher asks him why he's late.
Johnie tells the teacher a horse was standing on the tracks & a train hit him in the azz & killed him.
Teacher says "Don't say azz, say rectum."
Johnie say "Rectum hell, killed him."
