Post by sdb777 on Jan 24, 2010 17:02:21 GMT -6
A group of hunters, sitting around the campfire, got to talking about the worst pain they had ever experienced. One listened quietly as the others told their tales of woe. Finally, it was his turn. He said:
“Well, the second worst pain I ever experienced happened a few years ago. I was hunting then too, and I really had to go to the bathroom. I looked around and seeing no one, I went behind a tree, pulled my pants down and squatted. But I didn’t realize I was right over a bear trap and, suddenly, it snapped shut on my testicles.”
The other men winced and one said, “Oh, that must have hurt. But if that was the second worst pain you’ve ever experienced, what was the worst?”
“When I hit the end of the chain.”
Scott (had to share) B
“Well, the second worst pain I ever experienced happened a few years ago. I was hunting then too, and I really had to go to the bathroom. I looked around and seeing no one, I went behind a tree, pulled my pants down and squatted. But I didn’t realize I was right over a bear trap and, suddenly, it snapped shut on my testicles.”
The other men winced and one said, “Oh, that must have hurt. But if that was the second worst pain you’ve ever experienced, what was the worst?”
“When I hit the end of the chain.”
Scott (had to share) B
Ouch!!!