Post by dicklaxt on Jan 21, 2010 9:03:25 GMT -6
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my
cart around when I
collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife and
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence.. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting
a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.. What
does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old,
tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's
wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look
like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look
for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.