Snow and blonde

[larryh86gt]

One winter morning in Detroit, a couple was listening to the radio
while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Norman's wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."
Norman's wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park ..."
Then the electric power went off. Norman's wife was very upset, and
with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get
through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman said ...

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

[deepsplinter]