Post by larryh86gt on Feb 15, 2010 10:10:20 GMT -6
The Pharmacist
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right upto the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I wouldlike to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world doyou need cyanide?" The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's' eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! Ican't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have anycyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of herhusband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription"
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right upto the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I wouldlike to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world doyou need cyanide?" The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's' eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! Ican't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have anycyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of herhusband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription"
