Fishin and Baptists

[sawduster]

A Baptist friend told me this one.


Why do you always invite at least two Baptists when you go fishin?
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Because if you invite just one, he'll drink all your beer. ;D

[dcarter636]

OUCH! The sting of truth.

[imahic]

Baptists sure take a lot of heat don't they? ;D

[Doug B]

;D ;D

[sawduster]

Feb 6, 2010 12:21:25 GMT -6 imahic said:

Baptists sure take a lot of heat don't they? ;D

I'm sure they probably toss out more than a few Methodist jokes, as well. ;D

[dcarter636]

Feb 6, 2010 12:35:41 GMT -6 sawduster said:

Feb 6, 2010 12:21:25 GMT -6 imahic said:

Baptists sure take a lot of heat don't they? ;D

I'm sure they probably toss out more than a few Methodist jokes, as well. ;D

Only when they forget to bring the beer.

[Ruffnek]

That's a good one, Jerry.

You know,

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Baptists don't recognize each other when they accidentally meet at Hooters! ;D

[sawduster]

Feb 6, 2010 13:07:50 GMT -6 Ruffnek said:

That's a good one, Jerry.

You know,

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Baptists don't recognize each other when they accidentally meet at Hooters! ;D

Have to tell my sister, the Baptist, that one. ;D

[imahic]

Feb 6, 2010 12:35:41 GMT -6 sawduster said:

Feb 6, 2010 12:21:25 GMT -6 imahic said:

Baptists sure take a lot of heat don't they? ;D

I'm sure they probably toss out more than a few Methodist jokes, as well. ;D

There are a few of those out there as well, Jerry. I was raised in the Baptist church and there is a preacher here who is not above tossing out a few Baptist jokes now and again.

[rrich]

There is this Baptist missionary struggling through the African jungle to reach his assigned flock. After struggling for several miles the missionary is confronted by a lion. Thinking the worst, the missionary falls to his knees and starts praying for his soul. After a moment or two and nothing has happened, the missionary opens his eyes. There he sees the lion on his knees also and also in prayer.

The mission says to the lion, "You can't imagine how gratifying this is to see you joining me in prayer." The lion opens one and glares at the missionary saying, "Be still! I'm saying grace."

[Joe Lyddon]

Good one!
;D ;D ;D

[fredbelknap]

St Pete was showing a new arrival around heaven. " Over here we have the Catholic and their fancy church and funny rituals over here we have Methodist, they are having a tent meeting" and so on about Lutherans, Pentecostal, Nazarenes etc etc.........
New arrival "I don't see any Baptist, what happened to them"
St Pete "Oh they are over there behind them woods, they think they are the only ones here ;D ;D.

[imahic]

Feb 6, 2010 13:07:50 GMT -6 Ruffnek said:

That's a good one, Jerry.

You know,

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Baptists don't recognize each other when they accidentally meet at Hooters! ;D

That reminds me of when I was in high school I worked in a truck stop during the summer and on weekends during school. I worked the night shift. One Saturday night I was working and a car pulled up to the pumps so I went out to wait on it. It was about 2 am. My sunday school teacher sure was surprised to see me working that late at night and so was the lady with him...who just happened to not be his wife..... ; I never mentioned to anyone but he sure was nice to me ever time I saw him after that... He is long gone now but I still remember the look on his face after all these years.