Post by triplefreak on Feb 2, 2010 11:02:44 GMT -6
This guy breaks into a house, and when he gets inside, there's 2 huge, ferocious looking Dobermans laying there. But, they just lay there.
So, he goes upstairs, and grabs a pillow case & starts looting the place.
He's going downstairs, and he hears a little voice saying "You're not going to make it." So, he looks around & doesn't see anything.
He heads for the kitchen & starts stealing the silverware.
Again, he hears this little voice say "You're not going to make it."
This time he looks around, & sees a parrot in a cage, hanging from the ceiling. The parrot looks directly at him & says "You're not going to make it."
So, the guy says to the bird: "Shut up bird."
The Dobermans are still laying there, looking at him leave with the goods.
He goes to climb out the window with all the stuff he stole, and he hears the bird say "You're not going to make it."
He gets one leg out the window & looks back at the bird.
He asks the bird what he's going to do about it.
The parrot says "Sic 'em".
So, he goes upstairs, and grabs a pillow case & starts looting the place.
He's going downstairs, and he hears a little voice saying "You're not going to make it." So, he looks around & doesn't see anything.
He heads for the kitchen & starts stealing the silverware.
Again, he hears this little voice say "You're not going to make it."
This time he looks around, & sees a parrot in a cage, hanging from the ceiling. The parrot looks directly at him & says "You're not going to make it."
So, the guy says to the bird: "Shut up bird."
The Dobermans are still laying there, looking at him leave with the goods.
He goes to climb out the window with all the stuff he stole, and he hears the bird say "You're not going to make it."
He gets one leg out the window & looks back at the bird.
He asks the bird what he's going to do about it.
The parrot says "Sic 'em".