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Post by larryh86gt on Jan 22, 2010 11:10:31 GMT -6
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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..
See If They Slow Down.
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On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
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When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We are Going To Have To let one of you Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called .... THERAPY
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Post by sawduster on Jan 22, 2010 11:51:48 GMT -6
6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
I actually did win money from an ATM one time. As a promotional thing they would stick an occasional $20 in the stack of $5 (or $10s don't remember which as I don't think they had both) so that an occasional customer would get more than they requested that wasn't counted against their account. It was when ATMs were fairly new and they were trying to get folks to use their's.
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Post by larryh86gt on Jan 22, 2010 12:50:40 GMT -6
1. 3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. I've done this walking with the wife. |
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Post by Joe Lyddon on Jan 22, 2010 13:07:35 GMT -6
Sounds like FUN!
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Post by lockman on Jan 22, 2010 13:11:25 GMT -6
I did #9 once. I don't have to go shopping with LOML anymore. So far that has lasted almost 10 years.
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Post by sawduster on Jan 22, 2010 13:12:14 GMT -6
Walk onto a crowded elevator and face back toward the people in it rather than toward the door like everyone else. Only works with strangers, but you will soon note the uncomfortable look on many of the folks' faces.
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Post by larryh86gt on Jan 22, 2010 14:25:23 GMT -6
Walk onto a crowded elevator and face back toward the people in it rather than toward the door like everyone else. Only works with strangers, but you will soon note the uncomfortable look on many of the folks' faces. Just farting in the elevator will do this also. (I've heard) ;D |
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Post by TDHofstetter on Jan 22, 2010 15:26:04 GMT -6
Just farting in the elevator will do this also. (I've heard) ;D ...or even ACTING like you farted.  |
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Post by dcarter636 on Jan 22, 2010 16:10:29 GMT -6
LOML no longer forces me to accompany her on clothes touching forays.
I once, OK maybe twice, hoisted my trousers up to mid chest, assumed a severely slumped hang-dog posture, stuck the tip of my tongue half out, and made with a vapid droopy face while holding onto her purse strap like a leash. She half cried and half laughed as she kept hissing at me to get away from her. Strangely she only goes clothes shopping with the girls now. ;D
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Post by Stretch on Jan 22, 2010 18:48:22 GMT -6
Walk onto a crowded elevator and face back toward the people in it rather than toward the door like everyone else. Only works with strangers, but you will soon note the uncomfortable look on many of the folks' faces. You can take it one step further. When you get on the elevator push the buttons for two consecutive floors. Then you stand facing everyone else. When the first floor comes, walk out the door. Then you head for the stairwell, run up the stairs and back to the elevator, which will be stopping on the next floor because you pushed it's button as well. You stand there in front of the doors and when they open you yell, "I know you were talking about me!." |
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Post by sdb777 on Jan 22, 2010 18:53:56 GMT -6
Just farting in the elevator will do this also. (I've heard) ;D ...or even ACTING like you farted. Pretty sure you weren't acting........... Scott (children were crying) B |
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Post by sawduster on Jan 22, 2010 19:54:24 GMT -6
Walk onto a crowded elevator and face back toward the people in it rather than toward the door like everyone else. Only works with strangers, but you will soon note the uncomfortable look on many of the folks' faces. You can take it one step further. When you get on the elevator push the buttons for two consecutive floors. Then you stand facing everyone else. When the first floor comes, walk out the door. Then you head for the stairwell, run up the stairs and back to the elevator, which will be stopping on the next floor because you pushed it's button as well. You stand there in front of the doors and when they open you yell, "I know you were talking about me!."  ;D |
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Post by Beamer on Jan 22, 2010 20:29:12 GMT -6
Walk onto a crowded elevator and face back toward the people in it rather than toward the door like everyone else. Only works with strangers, but you will soon note the uncomfortable look on many of the folks' faces. You can take it one step further. When you get on the elevator push the buttons for two consecutive floors. Then you stand facing everyone else. When the first floor comes, walk out the door. Then you head for the stairwell, run up the stairs and back to the elevator, which will be stopping on the next floor because you pushed it's button as well. You stand there in front of the doors and when they open you yell, "I know you were talking about me!." HA!!! I love that one! Lotta work for a joke, but just might be worth it at a hotel in Vegas where the elevators frequently go through VERY full periods  |
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