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Post by dicklaxt on Jan 20, 2010 14:25:51 GMT -6
Wife asks husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies,
"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM
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Post by boodrow on Jan 20, 2010 16:53:02 GMT -6
Man and women playin golf , the wife slices one into a cow pasture. The hubby goes over the fence and is lookin deperatly for her ball. Without finding it he finally lifts a cows tail and noticed what appeared to be a golf ball lodge in the cow , He said " Honey this looks like yours " He awoke days later in the hospital after being attacked with a 5 iron.
Boodrow
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Post by sdb777 on Jan 20, 2010 20:17:20 GMT -6
Man and women playin golf , the wife slices one into a cow pasture. The hubby goes over the fence and is lookin deperatly for her ball. Without finding it he finally lifts a cows tail and noticed what appeared to be a golf ball lodge in the cow , He said " Honey this looks like yours " He awoke days later in the hospital after being attacked with a 5 iron. Boodrow Was that Tiger? Scott (she has a tail) B |
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Post by deepsplinter on Jan 21, 2010 7:18:16 GMT -6
A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........... Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
I have a better idea, she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
Wow!.................... That's a great idea!, he exclaimed.
Good, she replied. ................'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ..........................he farted.
The End
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