Post by sdb777 on Jan 8, 2010 17:44:22 GMT -6
While driving down a county road, a cow jumps out into the road, & a limo hits it full on. The car comes to a stop & Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it
was old.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy........Two hours
later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin
on his face.
'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.
'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'
'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it
was old.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy........Two hours
later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin
on his face.
'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love
to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.
'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'
