Post by triplefreak on Jan 8, 2010 12:38:38 GMT -6
A city feller went to buy a hunting dog.
So, he drives way out in the country & stops at this farm when he sees a sign saying "Dogs 4 Sale".
He goes up to the door & the farmer says he only has one dog left, and he's $5000. The city feller says "Why is he so expensive?"
Farmer says "Best I got, that's why."
City feller says "Can I see him work?"
Farmer says "Sure thing."
So, they go out in the field, and turn Ole Blue loose. Pretty soon, he's baying & barking. Farmer says "He's on a squirrel."
City feller says "How can you tell?"
Farmer says "By the way he's barking."
So, they continue on & catch up with Ole Blue, sure enough, he's got a squirrel up a tree.
The city feller raises up his gun to shoot the squirrel, and the farmer tells him to put it away, you don't need a gun. Farmer says "I'll show you how to do it." So, the farmer climbs up the tree, shimmies out on the branch, & starts shaking it. The squirrel falls out of the tree, and lands on the ground. Ole Blue jumps on it & humps it to death.
The city feller stands there with his jaws dragging & tells the farmer he's never seen anything like that in his whole life.
City feller asks the farmer if Ole Blue can go after any bigger game.
Farmer says "Sure."
So, they turn Ole Blue loose again, & he gets a raccoon up a tree.
Same deal, city feller tries to shoot it, farmer climbs up & shakes the limb.
Raccoon falls from the tree, Ole Blue jumps on it & humps it to death.
City feller asks the farmer if Ole Blue can go after any bigger game.
Farmer says "Sure." So, they turn him loose again. About 20 mins later, Ole Blue is fussing up a storm. Farmer says Ole Blue's got himself a bear up a tree. Sure enough, they catch up to Ole Blue & there's a 500 pound black bear up a tree. The city feller raises up his gun & says "You know I gotta shoot that bear."
Farmer says "Put that gun down boy, I'll show you how to do it."
So, the farmer climbs up the tree, shimmies out on a branch & shakes it for all he's worth. Well, that bear just sat there looking at him.
So, the farmer slides out a little more & shakes the branch even harder.
All this does is piss off the bear, he didn't move.
So, the farmer slides out almost to the end of the branch, and rattles the branch. Well, the bear is really pissed by now, so he swats the farmer with his huge, hairy claw & knocks the farmer out of the tree.
On the way down, the farmer yells.....
"Shoot Ole Blue!!!"
So, he drives way out in the country & stops at this farm when he sees a sign saying "Dogs 4 Sale".
He goes up to the door & the farmer says he only has one dog left, and he's $5000. The city feller says "Why is he so expensive?"
Farmer says "Best I got, that's why."
City feller says "Can I see him work?"
Farmer says "Sure thing."
So, they go out in the field, and turn Ole Blue loose. Pretty soon, he's baying & barking. Farmer says "He's on a squirrel."
City feller says "How can you tell?"
Farmer says "By the way he's barking."
So, they continue on & catch up with Ole Blue, sure enough, he's got a squirrel up a tree.
The city feller raises up his gun to shoot the squirrel, and the farmer tells him to put it away, you don't need a gun. Farmer says "I'll show you how to do it." So, the farmer climbs up the tree, shimmies out on the branch, & starts shaking it. The squirrel falls out of the tree, and lands on the ground. Ole Blue jumps on it & humps it to death.
The city feller stands there with his jaws dragging & tells the farmer he's never seen anything like that in his whole life.
City feller asks the farmer if Ole Blue can go after any bigger game.
Farmer says "Sure."
So, they turn Ole Blue loose again, & he gets a raccoon up a tree.
Same deal, city feller tries to shoot it, farmer climbs up & shakes the limb.
Raccoon falls from the tree, Ole Blue jumps on it & humps it to death.
City feller asks the farmer if Ole Blue can go after any bigger game.
Farmer says "Sure." So, they turn him loose again. About 20 mins later, Ole Blue is fussing up a storm. Farmer says Ole Blue's got himself a bear up a tree. Sure enough, they catch up to Ole Blue & there's a 500 pound black bear up a tree. The city feller raises up his gun & says "You know I gotta shoot that bear."
Farmer says "Put that gun down boy, I'll show you how to do it."
So, the farmer climbs up the tree, shimmies out on a branch & shakes it for all he's worth. Well, that bear just sat there looking at him.
So, the farmer slides out a little more & shakes the branch even harder.
All this does is piss off the bear, he didn't move.
So, the farmer slides out almost to the end of the branch, and rattles the branch. Well, the bear is really pissed by now, so he swats the farmer with his huge, hairy claw & knocks the farmer out of the tree.
On the way down, the farmer yells.....
"Shoot Ole Blue!!!"
